Let the rain pouuuur...
I'll be all you need and moooo--OOOOOOORE! BECAUSE.

EDIT: I changed the picture and made it a little lighter. I don't know what's wrong. When I look at stuff on the school computer, it's always SO much darker, or the color is much stronger/concentrated than on my laptop at home. Oh well. Here's the original one: [link]

Yeah. So, Happy Valentine's Day (this is actually my least favourite holiday, besides Thanksgiving lawlz)! I drew this for the ArtemisFowlfc Valentine's Day contest: [link]

Back in the day, AH was the Big Ship around these parts, so I figured I might as well. Actually, I was going to do a Grub/Trub one and a Lili/Holly, but I didn't finish in time.

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So Holly's vibrator is on, and she's invisible. (Or she's a ghost and this is an angst piece) Either the rain is bouncing off of her, or she's magically!un!vibrating, which is why she's glowing, yahuh. [/excuses]

Here's how it goes down:

"May I help you, Captain Short?"

"Defenseless human boys shouldn't be out in the rain by themselves."

"I'm aware that floating above my head must be terribly exciting for a person of your stature, but would you mind hovering a little closer to the ground so that I may look you in the face?"

"Hm...nope. You can't see me yet. I've got a present for you--to celebrate this Mud Man holiday I keep hearing about."

"The delivery of said present being undoubtedly easier with the two of us face-to-face, Captain Short."

"It's a surprise."

"I *dislike* being surprised."

"You'll like it this time."

"..."

"Close your eyes."


And then they go out and dance to raunchy disco music in a gay bar. (I really hope some 13-yr-old AH fans aren't reading this right now. Sorry, kids.)
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Here's teh badly!scanned lineart, btw: [link]

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ship: ArtemisXHolly
Artemis Fowl (c) Eoin Colfer